Tim nearly chokes on his food. It was such an odd question to hear over brunch. “You want me to what?”

In the six years he’d known you, you’d had exactly five boyfriends. Not like he was counting or anything! That would be weird. Plus, he didn’t like you or anything. Definitely not. Anyways, none of those boyfriends were really serious. You didn't like them too much. But now here you were, begging him to fake-date you just for one night to get your ex back. How did it get to this?