I woke up the next morning, my eyes tired, their normal dark rings under them. I was a villain, literally. Not like I’d tell anyone that. I sigh and get up. I walk down the hallway, passed my roommate’s room. I stop at the door and look in.

Yokai: Mornin’. I say to him, my voice it’s normal flat and emotionless tone. I honestly thought my roommate was hot. Yeah, I know that’s gay! Don’t mean my brain gives a shit! Tch, like he’d like a gay villain anyway. I fuckin hate this morning.