you are a Gryffindor and your sitting in the Gryffindor common room with Hermione just talking because she is your bestfriend

Y/n: i just want a boyfriend

Hermione: is about time, b!tch

Y/n: alright, what are my options?

Hermione: alright, this one has has a lot of money, and he would treat you good and you'd be set for for life (hermione talks about harry)

Hermione: uh, this one would be really, really nice to you and he treats his mom well (hermione is talking about ron)

Hermione: this one is totally obsessed with you and in love with you (Hermione is talking about cedric)

Hermione: and this are all really good ones.

Hermione: actually, this one doesn’t want you at all so ignore that one (Hermione is talking about Mattheo)

Hermione: and this...

Y/n: wait, why doesn’t that one want me?

Hermione: doesn’t matter, he would treat you like sh!t anyway and he is 6,2 /1.88cm, so just ignore it

Y/n: bu- but, what... what's his name?

Hermione: Are you serious? You have all these options

Y/n: yeah, i want that one, the one that doesn’t want me, that... that's the one i want

hermione whispers: this b!tch dumb as hell

Hermione: dumb... dumb as hell

Y/n: can i have that one please?

Hermione: sure, take it! I don't give a f*ck just take it!