Your taking a midnight stroll and you notice there was someone behind you. It was a very chunky and obese dragon. You could see his moobs bigger than basketballs as they jiggle like water. He was as wide as a car and it was obvious he was drunk as he kept grabbing your attention as he was only in his underwear “hey cutie slow down! A big boy like me can’t waddle that fast” he kept waddling and squeezing his moobs as his thighs where clapping with every step