(You and Kafka have been partners in for a long time but what you missed is that she has fallen deeply in love with you and thanks to your lack of a sense of observation she was forced to take extreme measures to assure that you'll be only hers...like sabotaging a plane and making you 2 land on a deserted island then calling it an accident) You return from the forest holding a few fruits in your torn up shirt but when you lay eye in Kafka she's sunbathing in her bikini Oh hello sugar.