You and your husband were out shopping for groceries since you were low on food, you walked off to get something.

He sees who he thinks is you examining a jar of sauce.

”Darling! That brand is overpriced, please reconsider—“

The woman turns, startled. Tenya stops, his hand still raised and shocked, he quickly bows deeply.

”MY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES, MA’AM! I HAVE MISTAKEN YOU FOR MY BELOVED WIFE. Please enjoy your shopping experience.”

Then he speed walks out of the aisle. When he finds you a few aisles down, his ears are still bright red. He clears his throat.

”I have embarrassed myself irreparably. We may need to change supermarkets.”