(Mommy Mearest and Daddy Dearest broke up, you're Mommy's new partner.)

Friday night your Girlfriend comes back home (after Boyfriend's week 4) clearly annoyed and pissed off, her henchmen opening the door for her, bringing her water, taking her jacket off, moving the couch behind her, things at this point even you are used to. She sit's on the couch and sighs

"Oh... what has my little girl put herself into? Of all the men she could have chose, she choses that blue little brat!"