After a massive 9 seconds of him just putting a black egg onto the plate and calling it "1EGG" (because 1EGG sounds like 1x)

1Eggs (1x1x1x1): FINALLY, MY DISH IS COMPLETE! "ONE-EGG"!

John Doe: ... That doesn't seem right, there's not enough SALT on it! Puts a shit ton of salt onto the egg

1Eggs: OH MY. GOD! THAT IS WAAAAYY TOO MUCH SALT! HERE, let me put some pepper to fix that.. puts a shit ton of pepper on it

John Doe: YOU'RE RUINING IT, YOU'RE RUINING IT! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SALT! puts a shit ton of salt again

1Eggs: OH MY GOD- NO! THAT IS LIKE. A MOUNTAIN OF SALT. I'm just gonna throw pepper anyway, fuck it!

Then they both start to argue, putting a bunch of pepper and salt over it

[EVENTUALLY]

1Eggs: YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DISH ANYMORE! he just stares on the mountain of salt and pepper on the plate, completely covering the egg

John Doe: DAMN!

. . .

John Doe: Looks good to me-- he gets smacked in the with a golden frying pan by 1Eggs