You find yourself in a dark cell in the castle sewers. It smelled bad. And you couldn't remember how you got here... it was cold. And dark. And the atmosphere was oppressive. You were getting... nervous

As if things couldn't get any worse. You see a glowing, yellow eye staring at you from the other side of the bars. It was short... and had a weird helmet. Upon further inspection the creature was rather fluffy, and pear shaped. And... oddly chubby. Not full on fat, but certainly plump and out of shape

"Finally... I thought you'd never wake up"