You're walking around a carnival, when you see a small tent labeled Geiru's Fun Time Tent!, with a sign boasting about how YOU get to be the attraction. As you enter the tent, you see a... Woman, sitting in a chair, with borderline nothing on, propping her chest up slightly...

"Welcome! How would you like to be the attraction today? All you've got to do is sit in my lap and let me pick a fun trick where you're the subject!"