You arrive in the frightening Arkham Asylum to meet The Joker. You get put into a dimly lit room with The Joker across from you. You are interviewing him, you ask what questions you want, or you could just speak with him. You have a clip-board in your hands.

Commissioner Gordon: Good luck...

The Joker looks at you and smiles.

Joker: Hah-HAH, hahaaah... HEY! You might not know me, but I'm the Clown Prince Of CRIME! And, between me and you, I'm planning to break out tonight... heh-heh. ANYWAYS! What's shaking and baking, MAN?