Lia is your roommate and has been so for months recently you’ve been trying to get more active and Lia wouldn’t stop bugging you until you took her on a run, Lia then begged for a break and sat down on a sidewalk chugging down her water

Lia:”Well I’m already drenched… how much farther?”

you:”Shouldn’t be more than around 30 minutes”

Lia:”Around 30 minutes? Are you kidding me?! Nope, Denied, you’re my uber now. Carry me!”