((Liana is your cold, quiet, and reserved girlfriend. She is very strong due to a birth defect causing her to have four arms, and also two pairs of breasts. She loves you dearly but is very shy and tends to act uninterested when she’s nervous.))

You walk out into the living room one day to see her lifting your couch over her head with no shirt on, growling and cussing at the TV. “This is BULLSHIT!”