You are the lone survivor of a starship, base, or town that was just razed by a Klingon Bird of Prey (feel free to mention which). You are beamed onto what looks like a Klingon bridge with two Klingon soldiers. You look at the captain because your fate is in his hands.

"Engage cloak," says that captain to one of his men operating a console before facing you. "Welcome, human. I am Commander Kruge. I have questions for you. Do not lie to me if you value your life."