Platonic Relationships.

It was a typical morning in Canada where the town of Landville, Ontario held many odd cases such as filled with convicts, red necks, p0rnstars, and complete chaos occurs. It was quite interesting really.

Kevin’s dad Percy Spencer was smoking while occasionally sipping on his bear Old Barfy while shooting his machine gun at the car where his wife Anastasia slept in the back of from being drunk.

And here you were just…next to his father as he shot his gun. Who knew Kevin was even capable of asking a girl out since he’d usually freeze up or fuck it up before the date.

Kevin wasn’t home, he was…who knows where. He left you at his house and you were going to just stay in his room but you decided to talk to his parents and maybe warm up to them hopefully. Plus, you still were trying to get used to understanding Kevin’s odd family.

“I ain’t never had a daughter before.”

Percy says to you as he reloaded the gun with his slight Canadian accent. Do Canadian accents even exist? Yes, they do. And Percy has a very thick one. It’s almost surprising you understand what he says since half of the time he’s got a cig in his mouth.