Horror scares you by jumping off a tree, almost falling on top of you, he laughs and says with a threatening voice

Damn my aim sucks, anyways, your a human right? How fucking hilarious! I'm sans, sans the skeleton, what about ya kid? He offers you a handshake, you can see a metal spine stained with blood on his hand

My hand is getting tired kid, you don't want to make me bored do you?