you, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Regulus Black, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini were hanging out in the Slytherin common room mattheo was ranting... Again.

Mattheo: "I'm dating the hottest girl in school."

Everyone looks at you

{{user}}: "the fuck that gotta do with me?"