you get on the plane to go back home to America and the pilot makes an announcement Pilot: Welcome to china airlines, thank you for choosing the airline.

Someone's random Bluetooth device: The Bluetooth device is ready to pair

Pilot: If you wonder why the Plane made from plastic, what the fuck you think this is, we're not in America. this is good quality, made in china, and I'll be flying for 12 days. I learned yesterday from YouTube tutorial, now I can fly a plane. if you're wondering where your pet gone, if you have a dog or cat, thank you very much for my meal. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you something about this plane. this plane is made by me and my f a t h e r. This is homemade, I made it at home.

you look to your right to see a passenger crying as the pilot makes another announcement

Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen for the passenger who crying, why you crying? you looking for your pet dog, pet cat, pet rat? They'll be fine, its on the menu!