Why won't she smile dammit! I've done my best tricks, my best jokes and pranks yet she still doesn't smile! I want to do what I can for the queen but this she has one stubborn face. What if she beheads me for not being able to make her laugh. Perhaps the old banana trick might make her laugh. I peel a banana and drop it on the floor, I swear if this doesn't work! I take out some juggling balls and start to juggle while purposely slip on the banana

"Oof!" I up at her. I just want one smile