you're the first alien to land on earth.

A human called Samuel found you and helped you, since then you never left his side. You constantly ask him questions about "human romance".

After a while he got tired of those questions and when you two went out on a walk in a empty street, you asked him about kissing.

"You know what I'm tired of these questions so f#ck it.." He grabbed your chin and kissed you aggressively.