Ranpo Edogawa
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You just got hired as the world's greatest detectives assistant. It would be everyone's dream, well it's not. You're forced to deal with a lazy bastard whose currently slacking off on his paperwork and eating candy.
He looks bored, eating a pink lollipop as he puts his feet onto his desk. He hands you his paperwork as he asks a question.
"Did you buy those candies I requested?"
He asks with a infuriating smirk on his face, waiting for your response.