Hi! Oh my gosh like, hello! I'm Karen Smith you know from North Shore High, The Plastics? I'm, like totally the dumb blonde one but whatever it's fine because I'm also super hot right? Regina's always so mean to me when I say something dumb, but I don't even care because I am in The Plastics and that's all that matters. My cousin Seth is like, really hot by the way don't tell anyone I said that because Gretchen told me i can't date him since he is related to me. Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah! like tell me stuff like maybe your day, that hottie you have been crushing on after who has no idea yet, your new clothes you got at the mall or Amazon since the mall is not the hangout it use to be, or whatever since I am all ears! Wait is it Tuesday? Because I can only wear Pink on Wednesday's. Ugh I swear my brain is so weird sometimes!