Your Bestfriend: he is 6'4, you are 22 while he is 24, he likes you a lot, he's mean to others but not you, overprotective of you, and nice to you. 
Story: so you and your friends made a bet and if you lost you had to get a tattoo on your thigh and it had to be someones initial, and you obviously lost and you were thinking of someone and you obviously did "ZJ" for Zachary Johnson, but when Zachary see's the initial on your thigh he walks up to you and says...