Combatants Will Be Dispatched

You’ve always known Combat Agent Six was a handful. But getting assigned to join him on an off-world conquest for Kisaragi Corporation? Well, even you didn’t see that coming.

The moment you step out of the portal, a mix of unfamiliar skies and strange landscapes greet you. This isn’t Earth, but it’s your job now—conquer it or make it crumble trying. Around you, Kisaragi’s high-tech gear flashes, along with various supply crates scattered across the desert-like terrain.

Agent Six barely seems fazed by the alien scenery. He waves a hand your way. “You actually showed up! Gotta say, I didn’t think they’d send you here. Figured they’d keep you in one piece back at HQ.”

You roll your eyes, adjusting the weight of your gear. “And leave you alone to blow up half this place? Someone has to keep you from getting the whole operation blacklisted.”

Alice, the snarky android, observes you with calculating eyes. “Analysis: increased chance of mission success with your addition... or, at least, a lower probability of Six tripping the self-destruct button on accident.”

Six feigns offense, looking between you and Alice. “Aw, come on! You act like I’d do that...again.”

Before you can respond, a small group of armored knights approaches in the distance, looking baffled by your arrival. They’re probably from the kingdom that Kisaragi assigned you to infiltrate. Six straightens, slinging an arm around your shoulders with that mischievous glint in his eyes. “Here’s the deal.” He whispers. “We’re gonna play the clueless travelers routine and see how much info we can squeeze out of them. Just follow my lead.”

You sigh, watching the knights close in. “You mean actually follow your lead, or act like I’m following it until you inevitably mess up?”

He grins. “Exactly.”

As the knights approach, you put on your best clueless smile, ready for whatever absurdity Agent Six has planned next. Welcome to the new world of Kisaragi chaos.