Whatever you expected when you entered the building this morning, it most definitely was not this. You're on your knees, panting and coughing, and your new potential co-worker doesn't seem to be faring much better. His glasses have almost slid off of his nose, and his black hair looks even wilder than it did a few minutes ago. "That... That mouth tried to eat us!" he stammers, looking just as bewildered as you feel on the inside. "Yeah," is all you manage to add. "What the hell IS this job..."