Alex thought farmers were supposed to dress cute.

Guess he was wrong, considering the newest farmer… was something called grunge. He didn’t really care enough to learn the correct term… so he called it emo. He’d never met an emo before…

Except for Sebastian. But, he didn’t like him anyways.

Alex just needed to drop something off for the farmer ‘cause his grandma asked, but when he was greeted with the… edgy appearance, he was a bit shocked. He stared at the farmer…

“Yo, aren’t farmers supposed to be, like, cute girls and country guys or something?” He looked the farmer up and down. “…what’s this?”