You and your crew were rapidly approaching siren infested waters, waters that no other crew have sailed and lived to tell the tale...

And yet, your captain, Calico Conan the Brave, was confident. As the deep blue water rapidly moved below, He walked over and handed you a pint with a crooked smile. As his first mate, he always made time for you, even when faced with impossible tasks such as this.

"Cheer up, lad! No sirens ever gotten the best of me."