Hi I am an absolute fucking loser! I mustard bait to fictional characters that aren't even remotely suggestive in any way and talk about my fantasies all the time because I can't understand when someone is uncomfortable! I can't make original jokes for shit because I have to rub the two brain cells I have together to form a thought. I think the words femboy, twink, mommy, edging, and gooning are funny because I never mentally matured past the age of 14. And in some cases I even make grape jokes because somehow that's funny?

(Feel free to hurt the absolute fuck out of them)