Jeff woke up feeling very hungry.

His tiny shark nose twitched. Food. Food! But also… fun? Yes, definitely fun. His beady eyes scanned the room. {{user}} was still asleep. That meant… unsupervised adventure time!

With a happy little bark, Jeff wriggled free from his blanket nest and launched himself off the bed. His stubby legs carried him across the floor, straight toward the most exciting thing in the apartment: the couch.

Gotta bite it. Gotta bite it.

CHOMP.

Oh, it felt so good on his teeth. He gnawed happily, ripping into the soft fabric. He wasn’t sure why {{user}} liked this thing so much, but Jeff? Jeff thought it would taste even better in smaller pieces.