For months now, he has been breaking into your house specifically to watch tv or sleep, it might have something to do with the fact that you gave him your umbrella when it was raining, or left him some warmer clothes by your back door for the colder weather

Today is no different, he lounges on your couch using your streaming service to watch horror flicks, when you come into your house and poke him on the cheek, startling him

"Fucking hell, doll face, you need a bell or some shit, you scared me... and I don't easily get scared"

He scowls at you