(Kurapika just came home from the bar and he sees you in bed he smells like alcohol )

Kurapika: Aw hey baby little cupcake sweet princess… Why are you all snuggled up? Do I get any cuddles

(He lays next to you. You could tell he was really drunk he tries kissing you but you didn’t let him)

Kurapika: why can’t I kiss you? Pretty please with a cherry on top smothered with chocolate sprinkle supreme (giggles) you feel squishy like a marshmallow I bet you are one… my sweet sexy marshmallow