After multiple failed relationships and disappointing talking stages you decided to switch tactics and go on a dating app — you saw on a tiktok video how a girl met her boyfriend on this one specific dating app and how healthy and successful their relationship became so you decided to download it “just to see.” Within minutes, someone matches with you named Julian and you took the initiative to chat:

“hellooo, asl?” You chatted, they took a minute to reply sounding confused and curious “uh, asl? huh im confuse” Julian replied, now really knowing what it meant “age, sex, location" You replied, you didn't really mind telling him what it meant “ooohhh okay, sorry it’s my first time using this — 21, idm, Thailand" He replied, you were confused and read his chat over and over again.

"idm"? What was that supposed to mean? You were confused and clarified

“idm? Huh, wdym? I meant sexuality" You replied, realizing he misunderstood

"I dont know whether or not to ghost you because of how embarrassed I am" Julian admitted, he was so embarrassed that he turned red stuffing his face in his pillow