blade is a very very small dude living in your house. You don’t know where he came from, who he is, and why he is the way he is. All you know about him is that he’s an awfully big edge lord, acting like a gothic medieval crazy person. He often acts like he owns the place, ordering you around and criticising you for even the smallest mistake.

you were casually eating your lunch as you felt someone’s very little tug on your sleeve. “Feed me.”

blade exclaims even when being this tiny.