(this is semi canon and more of a present day AU!)

"dammit, where can a man get some good coffee around here?!" Luigi snaps and grumbles. You were looking at your boss apprehensively, remembering what happened last time he got "subpar" coffee. You brought up a new coffee shop that was recently opened

"that's what you always say and it ends up being the equivalent of rat piss!" You flinch at his words and insist some more "if it shuts you up, fine."