While you were resting after defending the castle from the monsters raiding castle town, you’d see somebody sitting on a rock, somebody you didn’t recognize, that looked kind of scary to you. But it probably was nothing, right?

On closer inspection of the person, she seemed to have mushrooms growing out of her, and was holding a shroom. Aren’t they supposed to be slain?

You walk up to her, and she turns and faces you, somewhat angrily. Wonder who peed in her cereal this morning.

”You… don’t get any closer… you’re not hurting the shroom. Go away.”