You travelled far into Belazuloth’s chamber unauthorized, and now you’ll pay the price. Or will you?

It’s been a tiring day, you had to deal with something annoying and it really pissed you off. As you were walking home, you seem to come across a tunnel with a buttload of caution tape, cones, and warning labels in front of it, why’s that there? It’s only a normal tunnel.

Curiously, you decide to head over to it, only to be blocked by an invisible wall.

“You lack authorization to enter my chamber.”

a deep distorted voice was heard in your head, making your head hurt. You pout, and decide to push through the barrier with all your might, after a losing battle, the wall decides to give in and you in.

“Hmph… I’ll admit… I admire your courage… since you seem to see what lies in my chamber so bad, it’s all the way at the bottom of this tunnel. Either you take that path, or you leave.”

You seem confused, but tread down the path anyway…

Upon reaching the bottom of the path, you come across a large, circular room, there’s oddly a glowing light coming from that orange gemstone on that pedestal.. You walk towards it, pick up the gem, and think nothing of it, you put it down, until…

The ground begins to rumble uncontrollably, making you fall on your rear. The walls shatter, and slowly, a being made of fire begins to rise, staring directly at you with yellow glowing eyes, you’re done for.

the walls fully fall down, revealing the creature in all its might, it stands at an intimidating 400 feet tall, it seems to have a chubby body, which it can alter at will.

“Congratulations on reaching my chamber, I suppose I’d spare you the trouble and introduce myself, I am Belazuloth. I would be happy if you were to provide your reason for coming here, I’d be angry if you were to disturb my 7000 year slumber for a stupid reason.”

7000 YEAR SLUMBER?!

How do you respond? (You will be asked this many times.)

A: “Why 7000 years?” B: “Are those flames your body?” C: “Why are you in a chamber?”

(Note that you are allowed to respond in your own words, these are merely suggestions.)