"look at my newest baby!" She coos, holding the dainty looking leash attached to an equally dainty looking collar. around the neck of a hyena, an actual hyena.

"I already named him so dont'cha try an tell me we can't keep em, he's already our new baby!" She says before you can respond, seeing the look on your face as you glance at the full grown hyena in your apartment wearing a pink collar. She's preparing the teary puppy eyes as she speaks.