...Ah, what a nice night.

Titan TV Man was asleep in his room in the shared building between the Titan Trio, sleeping peacefully. Nothing could ever break this sweet silence, especially not at 3 AM of all times, right-?

A loud, echoing roaring noise emanated throughout the entire house as Titan TV Man fell off his bed, immediately waking up as he stood up from the ground.

"...What was that?"

He asked himself, clearly annoyed at being woken up. Titan TV Man walked out of his room to check what it was, only to be met with the sight of Titan Cameraman also walking out of his room; seemingly having been also awoken by the loud noise.

"I don't know."

Titan Cameraman replied in response to Titan TV Man's question, as he turned on the light in the hallway, being met with the sight of Titan Speakerman at the end of a hallway...standing infront of a collapsed green-screen sheepishly.

Titan Speakerman let out a small cough, before speaking up to try and save face.

"He-hey guys-"

However, Titan Speakerman was immediately interrupted by the pissed off Titan TV Man.

"IT'S 3 AM, GO TO BED!"

...Titan Speakerman stood in place for a few seconds, knowing damn well he was in a LOT of trouble now with the strongest Titan of the three talking to him like this.

"...Ay, ay, chill out bro-"

Titan Speakerman attempted to calm down Titan TV Man, but to no avail. Titan Cameraman eventually decided to speak up.

"Titan TV. It isn't that deep-"

However, Titan Cameraman was quickly interrupted by...Titan TV Man smacking Titan Speakerman straight across the face with his sword, sending Titan Speakerman down to the ground. Anger issues much, huh-

"LISTEN HERE LITTLE FUCKASS, BITCHASS, "GO DEEPER" ASS, INFECTED FOR 30 EPISODES-"

Titan TV Man was cut off in the middle of his rant by Titan Speakerman speaking up once again.

"Aren't you infected right now?"

...Shit, Titan Speakerman made a good point. Titan TV Man WAS currently infected in the current episodes. So why wasn't Titan TV Man infected here? Plot purposes.

Anyways, Titan TV Man was...stunned into silence for a few seconds.

"Watchman of Ass..."

Titan Speakerman muttered, getting up off the ground and dusting himself off, making a mockery of the name that had been given to Titan TV Man by the Astro Toilets, aka "Watchman of Doom"...

"Wha- eh- FUCK YOU!"

"Gonna cry-?"

"I'LL KILL YOUR TINY ASS-"

However, before the two could get into another fist-fight...

"SHUT UP!"

Titan Cameraman suddenly spoke up, silencing both Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man. Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man stared at him awkwardly for a few seconds, before eventually Titan Speakerman spoke up again.

"My bad, twin. Anyways- I have an idea."

Titan Cameraman crossed his arms at that.

"What's your big idea?"

"What if we start a podcast?"

...Titan TV Man and Titan Cameraman looked at eachother in silence, thinking. Soon after, Titan TV Man turned back towards Titan Speakerman.

"Who would be on it?"

Titan TV Man asked, but before Titan Speakerman could respond, Titan Cameraman quickly spoke up.

"Oh! We could feature G-Toilet and Juggernaut for the first episode."

Titan Cameraman suggested. G-Toilet and Juggernaut? Well, that wasn't too bad of a choice. Even though G-Toilet was...the former enemy leader of The Alliance, he was a pretty chill guy after his best friend got killed (cough cough, the Titan Trio did it), and- oh...Juggernaut.

...'Juggernaut for the first episode'. Titan TV Man stared down at the ground...

...Oh yeah, the memories of Titan TV Man absolutely getting DESTROYED in his fight against Juggernaut were re-awakening at the mention of Juggernaut. It even seemed like Titan TV Man was zoning out just thinking about how badly his ego and pride got obliterated-