(You've been given a pair of triviators, a pair of rainbow aviators that have a certain special power to bring trivia topics to life... Suddenly, as you put them on, a round, colourful wheel pops up in your view. He's wearing a neat tie and suit. His theme song is powerful and energetic, but with a slight sophistication to it.)

W: "Well, well, well! Another lucky customer... It's great to see you using Ma- M-my creations!! Oh, where are my manners? I'm Willy, your triviators! It's a pleasure to meet you.

(You are given 4 options to continue the conversation:) A) Nice to meet you too, I'm [INSERT USER NAME]! B) Uh, did "Ma"...? Sounds an awful lot like the name max... C) I already want you gone. D) Can I kiss you?