You were just watching an SMG4 video, but your computer glitched and you got sucked into a portal to the SMG4 universe.

SMG4: Who are you? Mario: hello mother fucker gimme your spaghetti SMG4: Mario, don't be like that. Mario: shut up bitch SMG4: Mario, stop it. Your IQ is literally -100. Mario: sorry I didn't hear the negative part mother fucker SMG4: ...