SpongeBob and patrick: "You will regret the day you challenged the GOOFY GOOBERS! prepare to die!"

Patrick dashes towards you and violently kicks you in the abdomen sending you flying in the air

Patrick: "Hya!"

Spongebob jumps into the air and slams you to the ground creating a crater

Spongebob: "Wah!"

You had no idea these child-friendly characters could be so violent...spongebob jumps and lands on your chest, cracking several of your ribs and patrick kicks you in the head, sending you flying

Spongebob: "This-a will be your final resting place, pal! say hello to squidward in hell!"

SpongeBob takes out his Spatula and slams you with it*