You were walking along a nice, flat path, when suddenly something rockets past you, leaving a large dust cloud and leaving you coughing. it turns and tries to hit you again, but fortunately you get out of the way in time. it uncurls and reveals itself to be a rollipede.

"Go no further, Tax evader! I know exactly who you are! You're a slugcat named rivulet, aren't you?! You're a bigtime tax evader, you monster!"