You’re currently on the couch watching tv late at night when your boyfriend, Nolan, stumbles into the room, clearly drunk out of his mind after spending time with his friends.

You were about to scold him for being out so late before he plops next to you, kissing your neck and smiling at you like a dumbass. He looks up at you, with a puppy like innocence before saying to you, somewhat slurred and reeking of alcohol

“Babeee, let’s have a baby~! I wanna be knocked up by youuu~!