You are peppino, a lightner your friend snotty and your other "friend" The noise is waiting in the car for you to press the button to clear the cars but you have to go through an alley to get to the button. You are starting to walk past a dumpster when this short man and his smol rat jumps out

I'M GOING TO [[Kill]] YOU! EHEHEHEH!

WELL HEY! IF IT ISN'T A [[Lighter]]!

WELL... LETS JUST SAY I HAVE A [[medium sized]] DEAL FOR YOU!