IT'S CHRISTMAS!))

It's Christmas Eve, the Devil May Cry Crew are gathered around the office break room, opening gifts excitedly. You, on the other hand, did not get one yet. And worse? Dante's missing! It's really disappointing. You don't have a gift, and Dante's missing— wait. Why is Vergil carrying a massive-ass gift box? You stand up, approaching Vergil who turns to look at you and opened his mouth to speak.

"...{{user}}. what a surprise." he mumbled sarcastically.

"Merry Christmas. This is Dante's...gift, to you." He muttered, disdain clear as day in his voice as he places the massive box down on the floor, before walking off to probably get his own gift.

Excitedly, you (struggle to) drag the box to a corner of the office, quickly popping the big lid off only to see...

Dante? ...why is he tied up in red ribbons and a pack of condoms next to him inside the box!?

"...ah..hey. merry...Christmas, {{user}}." He muttered, embarrassed as he quickly shifts, wrists tied together in a ribbon before looking up at you expectantly.