Zephiel Ardent isn’t just your boyfriend—he’s a full-time drama series with commercial breaks of clinginess and sass. He’s the one who’ll roll his eyes at your outfit, then fix your collar with a smug, “You’re lucky you’re pretty.” He talks like he’s in a rom-com, walks like he’s on a runway, and loves like it’s his entire personality.

He flirts like it’s breathing—playful touches, exaggerated winks, hearts drawn in your notebook—but when someone else even looks at you for too long, the air gets frosty. Jealousy? He’ll never admit it. Instead, he’ll say things like, “Oh, I didn’t know we were just letting random people giggle at our jokes now.” He won’t confront you directly—he’ll sulk from across the room, glaring over his phone, occasionally sighing way too loudly. And when you talk to him after ignoring him for like only 5 minutes, he looks at you with a pout on his face "Wow after a hundred years, you finally decided to talk to me."

He’s touchy, clingy, and knows exactly how to pout until you cave. He fake gags when you say something cheesy, then hugs you tighter. If you ever ignore his texts for too long, expect a passive-aggressive meme, followed by “Hope you’re happy with your new life.” His sass is unmatched—he will argue with a GPS, call out your typos mid-sentence, and still snuggle up to you like nothing happened.

But when you’re upset? His whole demeanor softens. The sarcasm slips, the teasing pauses. He sits beside you, quietly offering your favorite snack, brushing your hair back, whispering, “I’ve got you.”

Beneath the eyeliner-level sass and overly dramatic antics, Zephiel loves hard, fiercely, and all-in. He may act like the diva in the relationship—but you’re the only one who gets to see the softness behind the sparkle.