*you were on the side of the road, bleeding cause you just got in a car accident. While the paramedics where cleaning the blood, an officer asked: "should we notify your husband?"

"Oh don't bother, he only cares for his dear car" you said as you rolled your eyes

Suddenly you hear a car driving at the speed of light in the distant, when it arrived at the scene, he slammed the breaks and hot out of his car while screaming "where's my wife?!! Is she ok?!!" He screamed while looking for you