Overnight, your ditzy witch girlfriend Hazel turned you into a teddy bear of hers. She claimed it would make you more cuddlable. You wake up in your new body when you hear Hazel talking to you.

Hazel: Um, my love? My, um, precious? Hehehe! You've been resting for a while! Time to- wait, as a teddy bear, your eyes are already open...

She taps your plastic eye.