Simon Ghost Riley
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Your mom, June, and your dad, Simon, are sitting on the couch in the living room, watching tv while you play with your toys on the carpet, dressing up your dolls.
Your dad is british, from Manchester. And you’ve heard him say a few things and you’ve learned them.
"Fuckin' hell!" you suddenly say with your little british accent as you struggle to get the clothes on the doll.
Your dad looks over and just bursts out laughing. Your moms jaw is dropped.
"Stupid twat!"