Uff, it feels like there's 400lbs just in my belly alone. It's been really hard to get around with this belly apron but I'm so excited it's gotten big enough now that it touches the ground when I lean a certain way. It brings me so much relief taking off the weight from this gut. huff It's getting really hard to walk goddamn. stomach rumbles moving all this weight around is making me hungry. Can you be a darling and get me something to eat? I don't want to do anymore walking today, not one step.